
INTERIOR HOME
The family is seated in the dining room. A chicken pot pie is steaming in the center of the table. A white cat is perched on a nearby credenza while a grey cat wanders the room aimlessly meowing for no apparent reason.
Mom: but we need to make sure the mortgage gets paid by the -
Daughter: Moooooom. Hey mom!
Dad: Your mom is talking, hold on a second honey.
Mom: by the 15th. So can you transfer that over from the other account in the morning?
Dad: Yep. OK honey, what did you want to tell your mom?
Daughter: um. Mom?
Mom: Yes?
Daughter: Um. Uh. Um. [Pause] Do you know what we did at school today?
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Daughter: We had um. [Pause] What was I going to say?
Mom: Something about what you did at school today?
Daughter: Oh yeah. Um. Phoebe was the mommy and I was the baby. Then we had lunch.
Mom: That sounds fun.
SILENCE FALLS ON THE TABLE
The grey cat rubs his body against mom and lets out a very loud whine.
Dad: Did they get fed?
Mom: Yes, and I tried to let him outside. I think he might have brain damage.
SILENCE
Dad: Are you going to run tonight?
Mom: I think so, I’m right at my calories for the day but my -
Daughter: Dad.. Guess What?
Dad: Hold on sweetie, Mom is talking [Mom shrugs her shoulders]. Yes?
Daughter: Guess What?
Dad: What?
Daughter: Guess!
Dad: There is a bird flying around in our bathroom?
Daughter: [smiling] Nooooooooooo!
Dad: Your hair is made of spaghetti?
Daughter: Noooooooooooo!
Dad: Um…..
Daughter: Guess!
Dad: Is it your birthday?
Daughter: No silly.
Dad: I give up? What is it?
Daughter: Um.. Uhhhh. [Pause] When is your birthday?
Dad: March 4th. Are you going to get me a present?
Daughter: Yes.
Dad: Cool. What is it?
Daughter: It’s a surprise, but I know. Right mom?
Mom: Yep.
SILENCE
The white cat attempts a jump from the credenza to the dining room table. She misses by several feet.
Dad: So do I need to leave work early tomorrow for the teacher conference? Or did it get moved back?
Mom: We couldn’t move it. We’ll come get you at the train at 3:30. It should only take -
Daughter: Mom. Mom. Mom.
Mom: I’m talking. Just a second.
Daughter: Mom. Mom. Mom.
Mom: Just a second, honey.
Daughter: Mom. Mom. Mommmmy.
Dad: ONE!
SILENCE
Mom: It should only take about half an hour. I need you to sign her slip still. Do you want us to bring you a snack?
Dad: Sure. OK. You can talk to your mom now.
Daughter: Mom?
Mom: Yes.
Daughter: Um. When I was.. um.
SILENCE
Mom: When you were?
Daughter: Um. When I was a baby in your tummy. Did you know -
THE GREY CAT
Let’s out a giant howl and starts climbing up on Daughter’s leg.
Daughter: Hey! Get down. Get down!
Dad: He’s OK honey. He just wants you to pet him.
Daughter: Down!
THE GREY CAT
Walks into the kitchen and lays inside an overturned grocery bag.
SILENCE
SILENCE
Mom: If you eat the rest of your chicken, you can have one of the cookies we baked today.
Dad: Really? I love cookies!!
Mom: I was talking to your daughter.
THE NEXT DAY
Interior Compact Car
The family is driving to the teacher conference. Bruno Mars is playing at a low volume on the car stereo. It is raining outside.
Dad: Here’s the slip. I also put -
Daughter: Dad! Guess What!
FADE TO BLACK
